A White Hot Secret

I have to tell you a secret. I haven’t exactly spent each and every night up until 4 am with my babies, as I may have alleged in previous posts. Not quite. Nope.

In fact, my very incredible, wonderful, handsome and loving husband {is that enough kissing up?}, Cole has graciously volunteered to watch our tiny yet adorable progeny, while I, his wife {ridden with guilt} drive my post-partum self down to the American Airlines Arena to watch my beloved Miami Heat play in numerous playoff games, in their quest to be NBA Champions. If that was not a run-on sentence I’m not sure what is {sorry mom and all of my middle school English/grammar teachers}.


That’s right, aside from the twins, drinking coffee, and papery & cakery, the Miami Heat are pretty much the center of my universe these days. And while the rest of the country might despise us, that’s just because they are clearly jealous that they: 1. do not have Lebron James, Chris Bosh and D-Wade on their team; and, 2. do not live in Miami/South Florida {which is the topic of an entirely other blog post for the future, where I will debate why people choose not to live in warm weather climates year round}. I digress….

The heat are white hot if I may say so myself. They ask the fans to wear white to each and every home game {I am convinced that this is extremely spiteful considering white is not exactly a flattering color on someone who a. just delivered twins, and  b. avoided the sun for the past 11 months straight}. Nonetheless, white is hot hot hot down here in the MIA. Just like the Heat.

Clearly, I am dying to have a white party {obviously, I will be wearing black in light of recent post-partum status}. It would look something like this. Of course, Lebron, Bosh and Wade would be there.

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Ok fine, if I must wear white I would go with this Shoshonna dress {and clearly I would look exactly like the model wearing it too}.

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And since I’m living in a white fantasy I would be wearing these Manolo’s too. {This is my make-believe, and therefore they won’t even hurt my feet}.

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Go Heat!



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